watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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