we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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