If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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