this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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