Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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