She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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