I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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