You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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