i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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