ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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