Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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