"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
