so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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