In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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