Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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