Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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