Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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