somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
