got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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