So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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