She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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