How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
