Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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