real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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