you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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