Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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