hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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