would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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