she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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