Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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