butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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