Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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