I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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