if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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