I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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