cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
