Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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