Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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