We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
