my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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