We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
kristin has been a bad kristin
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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