She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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