Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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