I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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