Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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