Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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