so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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