umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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