I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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