Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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