So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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