Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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