And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize