i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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